To Clumsy, Bumbling Beginner Beekeeper!
So yesterday I was walking to my hive, gloves on, with a jar of sugar water to give the bees more syrup, in my shorts and T-shirt. Doing what I’ve done now for several weeks and feeling pretty confident about it all. Well the bees taught me another very valuable lesson that day: Don’t ever get too comfortable!
As I pulled out the jar from the feeder there were a couple of bees still hanging from the lid, as there usually is. But I must have dropped my brain somewhere on the walk to the hive, because instead of gently pushing them off I shook them. Holy cow what a big mistake that was! Some bees dropped to the ground and immediately got very pissed off. They went straight for my legs and I instantly panicked. All common sense just left my brain and I started running for the house madly swatting all around me, but one little sucker got me on the calf. There is no fat on my calf and she got me good. So I am running, swatting my leg, and my head because I could hear furious buzzing around my ears and then I realized (too late) that I was still holding the blasted jar with the bees still on them. Each one realizing it was war and joining in on the fight. Intelligence slowly seeped back in, albeit way too slowly, and I finally dropped the jar of bees I’d been handily carrying with me so far, and made a beeline (sorry for the pun, couldn’t help myself) for the house, squealing and laughing all at the same time. Oddly enough it seemed as if there was a part of me just watching this whole thing from outside and apparently thought it was hilarious. The part of me that could feel that sting was not laughing however. Damn! That sucker hurts!! Thankfully the moment I got inside the house, the bees immediately stopped being pissed off and just wanted back out. One actually got caught behind the screen door which I had slammed shut, and was just begging to get out. Funny how her attitude shifted from “Kill the bitch!” to “Get me outta here!” Maybe she realized that she was now in enemy territory.
Anyway, I have a swollen, painful calf and some hurt pride. Today it itches and it’s a wonderful reminder to not ever get complacent with bees. Sadly I just know I’ll forget this valuable lesson in the future…. Hopefully I’ll just need a gentle reminder next time.
My bee mentor, Guru Gary’s wise words to me were: “Every………beek……….has………to…….confess……..sooner…….or…….later. Welcome to your first bee “kiss”.”
Oh and by the way. I had apparently also dropped both my gloves in the mad dash to the house and one of the gloves had landed on a fire ant hill. Yes, you guessed it – I got stung by those bastards too when I collected the gloves that evening. I’m just hurting today….